Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town.
Fucking excuse you this is a science fact, not a true or false question on your 10th grade history midterm.
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Goofy pictures behind the scenes of horror movies
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
Please state your name, rank, and intention.
This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this
THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
Don’t regret drunk texts, they give you the courage to say what you couldn’t sober.
*With shit spelling
There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them
wait…they’re not free?
Not in America
Wait, where are they free?
literally everywhere else
my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff
YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
Let me know if ‘real power’ wants a magazine or something
He already got one
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putting this here for when i get sads.
Im’a get you!
steve, if I keep picking you up you’re never gonna walk on your own